Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Bah

My belly is now big enough that I have trouble kneeling in church. If I kneel with my back straight my belly bumps into the back of the pew in front of me. If I kneel and stick my butt out I feel off-balance. So now I kneel and rest my butt on the seat of the pew behind me, which makes me feel silly.

You'd think that a religion with such stereotypically large families and frequently pregnant mothers would have come up with a solution to this, but apparently not.

1 comment:

dykewife said...

pews with bumps...or cut out u shaped gaps for those tummies :D